Most women daydream while they drive. It's why were such bad drivers.
Most women daydream about Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt squiring them away to some castle, or remote tropical beach, and feeding them peeled grapes, all while having the most intimate, soul searching conversation they've ever had.
Maybe a kiss or 2....might even go as far as some "love making" that lasts for hours and hours....
I, like most women daydream. Hell, I even do it while I'm driving. It even involves a guy I find incredibly hot.
However, my daydream involves Jack Black sitting in the car next to me in traffic, and me (unknowing that he is there) blasting Tenacious D. He rolls down his window and yells something to the fact of "Hey! That's me!!" I then roll down my window and yell back at him "DUDE! We should bone!" One thing leads to another, we go back to his place...bone..then smoke a bunch of pot and walk around Venice causing trouble.
Yea....I'm thinking about getting my testosterone levels tested after I get my insurance in Feb.
Cuz either I'm a dude...or just the most Awpic chick on the planet.
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